Wish I'd said that - June 12, 2018

“12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.”

One in a list of “Paraprosdokians : Winston Churchill loved them. They are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected, and are frequently humorous” emailed by William Adamson January 25, 2014