“Je préfère les bandits aux imbéciles parce qu’ils se reposent, eux.”
Some version of this line (which was emailed to me) is widely attributed to Alexandre Dumas online, but I cannot find any actual place he allegedly said it which makes me think he did not. I pass it on anyway because if he did not say it, he should have. [Of course if you can cite its origin, with him or anyone else, please let me know.]