It happened today - May 1, 2016
OK. I’m pulling your leg. The Illuminati actually were originally the Covenant of Perfectibility, which sounds just as bad in German: Bund der Perfektibilisten. The founder, Adam Weishaupt, later decided this name sounded too weird so he changed it to the Illuminati after giving what in his life passed for serious thought to the Bee order.
Clearly Weishaupt was a very poor judge of what sounded too weird. Also of who might be best suited to lead mankind to perfection. Like many people, he had a bad experience with the Catholic church, most particularly the Jesuits, but instead of blaming individuals he somehow turned his wrath on the doctrine of human frailty and thus led mankind into a rich and abundant new era of silly conspiracy theories.
No good conspiracy theory doesn’t feature the Illuminati somewhere, along with the Rosicrucians, the Prieurs de Sion, Freemasons, Jesuits, and a smattering of aliens or something, combined in any order you like, allied, competing, both or neither.
Years ago my grad school flatmate found me a book on “the conspiratorial view of history” that didn’t just believe all the conspiracy theories, it combined them all. Curiously, the author didn’t believe the Kennedy assassination was a conspiracy, which given the rest of the book made me wonder if might be the one real one.
As for the Illuminati, their beliefs were a weird mishmash as you might expect. Weishaupt himself originally considered joining the Masons but found them too expensive and insufficiently pliable to his strange will. So he started his own cult, I mean group, with secret aliases drawn mostly from classical Greece, the Owl of Minerva as its symbol, and ranks of Novice, Minerval and Illuminated Minerval and, Wikipedia says “Christians of good character were expected, with Jews and Pagans specifically excluded, along with women, monks, and members of other secret societies. Favoured candidates were rich, docile, willing to learn, and aged 18–30.”
Yeah, I bet. Young, rich and docile. And preferably anti-Semitic, anti-Catholic, anti-Mason and pro-Weishaupt.
I enjoy a good outburst of paranoia as much as the next guy, especially one with grand historical events as a backdrop. But I adhere firmly to the rule never to ascribe to conspiracy what can be ascribed to stupidity.
Definitely including the Illuminati.