Wish I'd said that - February 10, 2018

"When Danish dramatist and poet Baron Ludwig Holbert (1684-1754) was asked by a scoffer 'Do you call that thing on your head a hat?' he replied: 'Do you call that thing under your hat a head?'"

"Thought du jour" in "Social Studies" in Globe and Mail November 17, 2003 p. A14.