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Wish I'd said that - December 12, 2020

“Another reason is the inverse relation between size and irritability. Among dogs, the yappers are always Yorkies, the things that fit in purses and make you think of calling pest control.”

Richard Brookheiser in National Review June 26, 1995 (his specific topic is why people are nicer in lower-class than upscale yuppie gyms)

Famous quotes, Humour, LifeJohn Robson
Wish I'd said that - November 21, 2020

“You should never try to teach a pig to sing: it can’t be done, and it annoys the pig.”

Letter from Matthew Horan of Fort Smith, Arkansas in National Review Dec. 30, 1991, quoting the opinion of H. Franklin Waters, Chief Judge of the Western District of Arkansas in Robertson v White, 633 F. Supp. 954, 959 (W.D. Ark 1986). [How’s that for a detailed, even pedantic reference?]

Famous quotes, Humour, LawJohn Robson