"There is a saying; if you can’t dance, sit down."
Letter from "T.B. of St. Catharines" in NCC Freedom Watch Vol. 2 #13 (June 5, 2001)
"The idea of liberty has ultimately a religious root; that is why men find it so easy to die for and so difficult to define. It refers finally to the fact that, while the oyster and the palm tree have to save their lives by law, man has to save his soul by choice."
G.K. Chesterton, “The Free Man,” in A Miscellany of Men, quoted in Gilbert! Magazine Vol. 6 #3 (December 2002)
“so much of a gentleman that even his faux pas were well-bred.”
G.K. Chesterton, The Club of Queer Trades (re the fictional "Lord Beaumont of Foxwood")
“Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."
Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson
"Ours is a rich and wonderful world, and there are stories everywhere. Nobody should ever try to second-guess history; the facts are fantastic enough."
Louis L’Amour, Education of a Wandering Man
"No man is above the law and no man is below it: nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it."
Theodore Roosevelt (when he was New York City Police Commissioner)
"‘It must be inconvenient to be made of flesh,’ said the Scarecrow, thoughtfully, ‘for you must sleep, and eat and drink. However, you have brains, and it is worth a lot of bother to be able to think properly.’”
L. Frank Baum, The Wizard of Oz
"A professional is someone who can do his best work when he doesn’t feel like it."
Alistair Cooke, quoted in The Write File Quarterly Issue #5, Summer 1995