"an open mind is salutary, but one whose hinge is off?"
"H. Smith" [according to my detailed but now sadly incomprehensible note as to its origin]
"a hurricane in a pawnshop"
Tom Carson (specifically re Jane Fonda's life, reviewing Fonda's My Life So Far) in The Atlantic Monthly July-August 2005
"Energizer Bunny, arrested, charged with battery."
"Top 20 Internet Tag Lines" in Gilbert! magazine Vol. 4 #8 (July/August 2001)
"Veni, Vidi, Visa: I came, I saw, I shopped."
"Top 20 Internet Tag Lines" in Gilbert! magazine Vol. 4 #8 (July/August 2001)
"The shortest distance between two points is under construction."
Noelie Altito
"I would rather lick fire ants off a stick..."
Blogger Dale Franks of QandO.net re a now forgotten piece of political maneuvering, quoted by John Fund in The American Spectator March 2006
"Why are expensive cars kept in the drive way and useless junk kept inside the garage?"
One of "Gilbert’s Top Ten Unanswered Questions", in Gilbert! magazine Vol. 4 #7