Wish I'd said that - January 18, 2021

“Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.”

It turns out I’m not the only one who wishes they had said it, or that someone else had. It’s widely attributed to Robert Benchley though also sometimes to Mark Twain, and sometimes given as “Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.” The Quote Investigator makes a persuasive case that it evolved slowly but that Twain never said it at all and Benchley certainly didn’t invent it; the variants given there as it evolved include this 1900 version “’He has a fine command of language,’ says Mr. Dooley; ‘he seldom lets any escape.’” So apparently it was crowd-sourced. Drawing on my command of English, I shall say no more… on this point.

John Robson
Wish I'd said that - January 16, 2021

“He was rude and unhygienic.”

“The robot head in Lexx: The Dark Zone Stories Jan. 1, 1999” [It’s the source I recorded and I’m sticking to it although I can offer no justification for ever having watched an episode (or even knowing the show existed, which in fact I’d forgotten) except that as summaries of someone’s undesirability go this line is excellent. Google confirms that the show existed and lasted four seasons (!) and says the robot head’s name was 790 and who am I to argue?]