Don’t worry about Ebola. Government is on the job. Oh, you don’t find that reassuring? Click here to read the rest.
Here’s an amazing story. Amazing as in dreadful. A South Carolina mom just got arrested for letting her kid go play in a park. Click here to read the rest.
Oh here’s a breakthrough in medical economics. Canada’s creaky, inefficient, prohibitively expensive free health care system would work better if people didn’t get as sick as much and when they did they got “safe, high-quality care when and where they need it.” Why didn’t I think of that… this time? Click here to read the rest.
Weird. Britain’s Daily Telegraph says Rome faces bankruptcy. Oh well.Back to what great thing politicians are going to do for us next.
Remember when “kids on drugs” meant them smoking joints after school?Now it’s taking antidepressants during it. What have we done?
This just in: Canadians are disgusted with political parties. We think politicians don’t care what voters think. Click here to read the rest.
Oh, here’s a scary thought. It’s already 2014. I don’t even know what happened to the “naughts” or whatever we were going to get around to naming that decade. And now we’re a seventh of the way from the 20th to the 22nd century. Click here to read the rest.
Even The New York Times has noticed there’s something odd about Barack Obama lurching aimlessly from crisis to crisis like some leftover Halloween zombie unable to find any brains. Click here to read the rest.