"Energizer Bunny, arrested, charged with battery."
"Top 20 Internet Tag Lines" in Gilbert! magazine Vol. 4 #8 (July/August 2001)
"Veni, Vidi, Visa: I came, I saw, I shopped."
"Top 20 Internet Tag Lines" in Gilbert! magazine Vol. 4 #8 (July/August 2001)
"The shortest distance between two points is under construction."
Noelie Altito
"I would rather lick fire ants off a stick..."
Blogger Dale Franks of QandO.net re a now forgotten piece of political maneuvering, quoted by John Fund in The American Spectator March 2006
"Why are expensive cars kept in the drive way and useless junk kept inside the garage?"
One of "Gilbert’s Top Ten Unanswered Questions", in Gilbert! magazine Vol. 4 #7
"When Danish dramatist and poet Baron Ludwig Holbert (1684-1754) was asked by a scoffer 'Do you call that thing on your head a hat?' he replied: 'Do you call that thing under your hat a head?'"
"Thought du jour" in "Social Studies" in Globe and Mail November 17, 2003 p. A14.
"Just because I have a short attention span doesn’t mean I"
"Top 20 Internet Tag Lines" in Gilbert! Magazine Vol. 4 #8 (July/August 2001)