“Don’t trust the heart, it wants your blood.”

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quoted on www.memorablequotations.com/lec.htm (accessed December 30, 2003)

“When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.”

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“It just doesn’t work. This idea is off the tee and into the lake.”

Marc Henry, senior research manager for Angus Reid’s Calgary office, quoted in Ottawa Citizen May 15, 1999

"If he’s mad, I hope he’ll bite some of my other generals."

King George II responding to criticism of General James Wolfe, quoted by John Ivison in National Post June 12, 2012

"the mortadella of philosophers. Little globules of rich, fatty thinking, in vast quantities of baloney."

P.J. O'Rourke on Ralph Waldo Emerson, quoted by Noah Richler in National Post December 6, 2001

"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t."

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“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.”

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"Unpleasantries exchanged"

TSN announcer regarding a little shoving match (no fight resulted) in Toronto Maple Leafs - Minnesota North Stars game November 1, 1993