“Pemmican can be prepared in many ways, and it is not easy to decide which method is the least objectionable. There is rubeiboo and richot, and pemmican plain and pemmican raw, this last method being the one most in vogue among voyageurs; but the richot, to me, seemed the best; mixed with a little flour and fried in a pan, pemmican in this form can be eaten, provided the appetite be sharp and there is nothing else to be had – this last consideration is, however, of importance.”

W.F. Butler The Great Lone Land

“It is impossible to caricature that which caricatures itself.”

G.K. Chesterton in Illustrated London News Dec. 16, quoted in “Can’t You Take A Joke?” in Gilbert: The Magazine of the Society of G.K. Chesterton Vol. 27 #2 (November/December 2023)

“A fool and his money are soon partying.”

“Tagline from the Internet” quoted in Gilbert! magazine Vol. 3 #5 (March 2000)

“A joke can be so big that it breaks the roof of the stars.”

G.K. Chesterton in “The Dickens Period” in Charles Dickens, quoted in “Can’t You Take A Joke?” in Gilbert: The Magazine of the Society of G.K. Chesterton Vol. 27 #2 (November/December 2023)

“People are shocked when they find out I’m not a good electrician”

Emailed by a friend without attribution

“I had my patience tested. I’m negative.”

Emailed by a friend without attribution

“I Told My Wife I Wanted To Be Cremated. She Made An Appointment For Tuesday.”

Emailed by a friend without attribution

“Philip, by the grace of God king of the French, to Boniface who acts as though he were pope, little or no greeting. Let your great fatuity know that in temporalities we are subject to no-one…”

Philip IV “the Fair” of France responding to a letter from Pope Boniface VIII rebuking the king for appointing clerics without regard to papal wishes, a letter that was conspicuously burned, quoted in Brian Tierney, The Crisis of Church & State 1050-1300